Do you have words that just make your skin crawl? Maybe I am a weirdo but I have quite a few that cause actual physical reactions from me.
Words That Completely Gross Me Out
Pus – Blech! I can't even type it without causing chunks to slowly rise.
Mucus – Ewwwwww.
Pupil – I don't know what's up with this one, but I despise this word.
Moist – Stop it!!! Please do not say this word. Even if it's to describe the weather or cake. Just find another way please.
Panties – No. And if you combine it with the word above you seriously suck at life.
Poo poo – Okay, I know a lot of mommies say this and I understand why, but I cannot get over it. I don't find it cute and it makes me rageful.
Puke – Any explanation necessary? For some reason “vomit” is okay with me. I say it often.
Poopie Head – Shut up! I guess when any adult says the word “poo” in any form it makes me want to kick stuff.
Smegma – This one is actually my sister's trigger word. Once I found out the meaning of it I quickly added to my list. You're welcome.
Uber – Ill. Knock it off. What happened to Super? Since when is everything Uber?
Squirt – Rarely not gross. A lot of disgusting things squirt. Bwleaaa!
Tickle – This just makes me think of a creepy pervert with a molestache and a questionable van.
Kitty-cat – This is acceptable once in a while if you, in fact, have a baby kitten. But, if you constantly refer to your adult cat as a “kitty-cat” it's really obnoxious.
There are also quite a few words that are not family friendly that cause me some uncomfortable squirming. Ewww…squirming…there's a new one.
UGH! Even just writing this makes me feel dirty and violated.
Hey, I have never claimed to be normal! This is just one of my many quirks.
Do you have any words that make you nutty?
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